10. Are you ready for some meatballs?!
The makers of Meatball Magic are enthusiastic about their meatballs. Very enthusiastic.
The product works like this. You first shape yourself a nice, fat hunk o' ground beef. Then, like a Play-Doh mold, you plop the device on top of the meat, squish it down, and swish it around on the counter where the balls form in the individual compartments. VOILĂ! You have yourself some tasty, raw, I-can't-believe-what-a-mess-this-leaves-on-my-countertop meatballs. And just to remind you where meatballs go best, it comes with four "pasta" forks.
The best part of this product is the picture on the box. Those folks sure are happy they're getting magically-made meatballs. Woohoo! Yeah! We're getting us some meatballs!
SRP: $19.95
Comodynes Self Tanning Wipes for Face and Body. I remember seeing a few minutes of an infomercial for these a while back.
That's not a computer-generated tan or anything.
I suspect if you don't want to end up looking like a zebra, you have to have a good memory to use these correctly. There's nothing sexier than blotchy legs.
SRP: $12.99 for an 8-pack.
8. Electrocute your stomach into fitness.
There were several different brands of these, and they all seemed to come out at once. Ab Energizer, Abtronic, Fast Abs, etc.
You don't see these around as much as you did a couple years ago, but they're still out there. The FTC laid the smackdown on the manufacturers back in '02, but if you google around, you can still find them for sale making the same amazing promises.
The premise is simple. Muscles need to work out in order to get stronger, right? Well instead of actually doing crunches, you strap a belt around your stomach and have jolts of electricity shock your muscles into vibrating themselves into a six pack. It's freakin' brilliant.
Just look at that picture. That dude is all ripped and sweating, and he's just standing there.
Are people really so lazy that they would rather be subjected to physical torture than do a sit up? And unless you start off with a six pack, you're not really shocking your abdominal muscles with the belt. You're throwing jolts into your beer belly, maybe cooking that chili dog you had for lunch a little more before it makes its way back out of you.
I don't know what's more surprising... that the companies thought they could actually get away with marketing something as ridiculous as this, or that people bought into it by the thousands.
SRP: Varies widely from $19.95 to a couple hundred bucks.
7. Jump onto the Body Dome!
I could make a whole list of ridiculous exercise machines, but instead I'll just go with this one:
Apparently, if you balance yourself on top of a ball like a circus elephant while you tug on these resistance lines, you get yourself a full body workout.
SRP: $99.95
6. AromaTrim. Smell your way into weight loss.
Rounding up the fitness trifecta, we have the easiest way to lose weight ever. AromaTrim.
You sniff. You lose weight. Don't let the content smile on that lady's face fool you, though. There's a catch. AromaTrim is (was in the US, but it's still sold in Asian markets) a Zippo-sized hunk of plastic you whip out whenever you start to feel hungry. The plastic is designed to smell like vomit. Really.
You sniff. You get ill. You don't eat. In the late 90s, this thing made millions of dollars in the US. I'm pretty sure I could fill a bag with Circle K nachos mixed with corn nuts and duplicate the effect, and it would cost me a lot less than fifty bucks.
SRP: $49.95.
You sniff. You get ill. You don't eat. In the late 90s, this thing made millions of dollars in the US. I'm pretty sure I could fill a bag with Circle K nachos mixed with corn nuts and duplicate the effect, and it would cost me a lot less than fifty bucks.
SRP: $49.95.
5. Personal "neck" Massagers.
Okay, ladies. You've had a hard, grueling day at the office. All you want to do is relax, maybe get a neck massage. So what do you reach for? This, of course:
I love the commercials for these things. There are several different brands, but they all basically show the same thing. A woman rubs it all over her neck while she rolls her eyes into the back of her head. Some of them even come with attachments so you can massage your "neck" in a different way every night.
I would love to see other sex toys masquerade as family-friendly products. Meet inflatable, yodeling Veronica!
SRP: Varies.
4. The World's Most Lethal Badminton Racket
Who hasn't smacked a bug with a flyswatter or tennis racket and have it not die? Well take one racket and combine it with the Abtronic, and you have yourself The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper!
Of all the products on this list, this is the only one I want to actually get, especially since it's pretty cheap. It sounds like fun. You walk into a fly-infested room and start swinging away. The moment a fly comes into contact with strings, it's zapped to death. It takes two AA batteries, so the jolt can't be too bad. Still, I bet it would double nicely as a discipline device for unruly children
SRP: $12.99
3. The Flowbee
If you've seen Wayne's World, you know how this thing works. It's a timeless classic.
"Oh the girls are just gonna love my new look."
You hook it up to your vacuum cleaner, and you cut your hair with it. The official Flowbee website describes it best:
The FLOWBEE Vacuum Haircut System allows you to create the most popular haircut styles. FLOWBEE can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in any 1/4" increments. Simply select the desired spacer depending on the length you want your haircut. Then attach the spacer to your Flowbee. Haircut styles of your choice are easy and clean. Longer than 6" haircut is possible with the addition of more spacers available on the parts page.I had a friend whose mom owned a Flowbee (or similar) haircut system. He looked like his hair was cut by a drunken Edward Scissorhands.
SRP: $59.95
2. Transformer WTC Coin
This is the newest item on the list. I just saw a commercial for it earlier today.
Holy Christ Almighty. The sheer cheesiness of this offends me.
It's made out of "15 mg. of 24 KT gold and 15 mg. of .999 pure Ground Zero recovery silver content." In other words, they're claiming the coins are made from silver actually found in the WTC wreckage.
It's made out of "15 mg. of 24 KT gold and 15 mg. of .999 pure Ground Zero recovery silver content." In other words, they're claiming the coins are made from silver actually found in the WTC wreckage.
Here's the official website for this monstrosity. I'm not sure how much of a profit they make off of these, but they claim to donate $5 from every sale to 9/11 charities. I suspect their own profit margin is pretty high. It's probably worthy to note that the company that makes these ugly-ass, exploitive coins--National Collector's Mint--already got their production of another 9/11-themed coin halted by the Attorney General of New York a couple years back.
Shame, shame.
SRP: $29.95.
1. Ronco Spray-on Hair
No self-respecting As Seen on Tv-related list can call itself a real list if it doesn't include at least one Ronco product. Well, of all their products, one stands out as the most absolutely ridiculous. In fact, I dub it the Stupidest As Seen on TV Product of All Time.
I'm talking about the Ronco GHL ("Great Looking Hair") system.
The first time I saw a commercial for this, I thought it was a joke. This is a product for bald men. You spray paint your bald head in order to make yourself look like you're not bald.
Then you pray it doesn't rain.
Then you pray it doesn't rain.
Look at these before and after shots:
Imagine meeting a great girl and trying to start a relationship with her while secretly using this. You go on a date, everything is going well, and it's time to say good night. You're nervous, and you start to sweat. As you lean in for that good-night kiss, a wall of brown goop cascades down your face, making you look like Major Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
SRP: $19.95 for the three-piece system.
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And there you have it. I'm certain I'll wake up tomorrow and decide other great products should be on this list, but that's what it is for now.
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Wow. Only on late night infomercials...
Good god I wish I could remember the name of the freaky hair removal spray I used to see advertised on German TV. They'd spray the stuff on then just wipe away all the hair.
That donut maker looked so spiffy, and now it sits collecting dust in our cupboard.
http://www.hbees.com/dowihonobapa.html
Those handheld bug zapper rackets are pretty fun! I'm thinking of putting a bigger capacitor in mine and going after even bigger game.
Apply directly to the forehead!
You forgot Nads hair removal system. I still can't believe someone nicknamed their daughter, "Nads".
LadyVamp, your looking for Nairn.
Yes, I forgot Nads. And HeadOn. I'll add them to part 2. Thanks for reminding me.
The WTC coin is horrible. You can stand the towers up and then knock them down again.
The Arizona Republic reported today that Goldwater Jr. is having to defend those WTC coins because he is part owner of the National Collectors Mint.
And the first version of that commercial claimed it to be legal tender in the Marianas Islands, which is not true. So they offered refunds to those that asked for it.
Where's the Almighty Cleanse?
The bug zappers are now being marketed by Sharper Image. You can get them online @ http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__TW500. Running for $10!
lady Vampy i think you mean the "epil stop n' spry system" in which they spray on this weird substance and then "magically" wipe it down leaving te sprayed area "hair-less" (its probably bleach)
Don't forget the elderly oompa-loompa peddling the Juiceman... a product that would allow you to grind up most anything you find in a garage sale into a frosty beverage.
The WTC coin looks like the 'shocker' when it is standing up. What a tribute.
You're all forgetten the worst part of those coins. You raise the towers portion of the coin up. Toy airplane. The part you can all imagine. The towers are no longer raised up.
Bug Zapper you be needing?
I'm livin in Montreal, and I gotta say for anyone l;ooking for these things please come visit a dollar store where i live and PLEASE Smack around non-fly:racket tourists! PLEASE !
i have one of those zappers and a friend of mine zapped his scrotum for fun in front of us all at a party, they're not just for breakfast anymore
I'll never forget the time my mom called a store and said, "Yes, I'm calling to see if you have Nad's." Almost as funny as the 80's when I called the video rental place to ask if they had Spaceballs. heh.
I have had "contact" with the electric fly swatter .. first of all, it really packs a wallop .. hurts if you try to see how strong it is .. funny thing everyone at the party tried it out for themselves .. one person yelling ouch just wasn't convincing .. when you hit a (wasp in the "test") it ignites and crashes like a enemy plane in a cheep WW2 movie .. for entertainment ( amaze your freinds, astonish ect) value definately get one.
No. 4 The Bug Racket is amazing in action. Flies hit it, a small flint of light flies and the bug hits the floor. Works well for other bugs like spiders or really whatever is crawling around. Much cleaner than squishing with a magazine or something. Oh, but as a warning don't hold down the button on a bug or it will emit a smell that could tame Paris Hilton's sexual appetite. Admittedly, I was skeptical until I used it.
Overall funny stuff.
Epil Stop 'N Spray actually does work, but you have to leave it on for about 3 minutes, just like the old Nair. It smells bad enough to make most anyone vomit, too. Nads is named for Nadine - a quite unfortunate nickname, no? Nad's works on precisely the same principal as waxing, though without heat, so no burns. It's also supposed to not stick to skin as much as wax, so 'only' pulls hair.
lady vampy? how much would it cost for me to watch you wipe your legs clean?? UR hot girl.
I remember the electocute stomach thing but even more disturbing was the one for facial age. Yes they did exist and people actually electrocuted their face to stay young.
Here's one product but I'd have trouble hunting down the actual product used on TV, however it was hilarious to actually watch them use it. I believe they were shown on the movie Holy Man as well.
I had forgotten all about some of these! thanks for reminding me. The first time we saw the advert for the spray on hair--we were crying with laughter. It was brill.
My stepdad actually has the bug zapper/swatter thing. I don't find it all that much more effective than a normal swatter but there's something to be said for zapping a wasp for five minutes. It's still not dead, but you know it regrets thinking about stinging you.
hey that bug zapper actually packs quit the punch I've accidently touched min when it was charged - I'm not doing that again
I have one of those hand-held bug zappers, let me assure you that the two AA batteries deliver enough of a jolt that you won't try it more than twice. It feels like your flesh is burning, despite leaving only a slightly red mark.
the bug zappers fucking rock. i bought of 2 of them from home depot. the greatest part is the electricity actually keeps the bug stuck to the swatter. so if you keep holding the button down, it keeps filling the bug with electricity until it actually explodes and leaves a very bad smell. good times!
Nothing and I mean nothing can not be the wonder that is...wait for it...
Light Therapy...
Feast your eyes on this...
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/lightrelief.html?gid=PERSONAL
The bug zappers are awesome. I've got a couple and they work really well on insects that are smaller than moths.
All I can say is... Hookers and blow... hookers and blow.
"Meet inflatable, yodeling Veronica!"
Holy sheet man. You're killing me. Great list.
I actually have the bug zapper racket. Bought it at Walmart for $4. It works better than mosquito repellant. It's like the bugs can smell death from it.
www.sendthistotracy.com
I remember seeing those massage tools at my grandmother-in-laws' house. I didn't know what do to or where to look without saying something completely wrong there. Old lady magazines sell them by the dozen!
Saw one thing late at night. Girl places this cup over her breast, attaches a hose to it, and sucks on it to "pump" up her boobs.
Lol, you forgot the ultimate informercial product. Urine gone (the product advertised as having a appetite for urine)
http://www.urinegone.com/?cid=175192
Blacklight sold separately
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People sell those bug-zapper things at S&M conventions. Seriously. Believe me, they don't feel good...well, unless you're into that kind of thing ;)
that was great but what about the thigh master? truly a classic. thanks for the laugh.
They sold the fly zappers for 5 dollars at the Big Lots or Do It center around here. He bought like 4 of them while on sale. lots of fun!
there's nothing more satisfying than the smell of fried mosquitoes, except maybe the "pop" they make when they explode.
those bug zappers rock.
I love the shake flashlight http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/shake_flashlight.html?gid=
It's a good product to have and guys look like they're playing air guitars, oops, I mean - air masturbation, when they're increasing the charge.
My in-laws purchased a few of the handheld bug zappers; their flock of grandchildren argues over who gets to use them while we're grilling out or relaxing in the evenings.
The kids have fun, get exercise and leave the adults in relatively bug-free peace - that's DEFINITELY worth five bucks.
First - those fly zappers are great... but you can get them at like, a drug store.
Second - that flowbee is hilarious. I clicked on the flowbee website, and saw that they are in a dispute with Robocut. So I went to the Robocut website, and found This picture. Why is the girl naked? Because she's hotter than everyone else? Everyone else is in clothing, but this girl is getting her hair cut by a man, topless. What sick photographer convinced that girl to do that?
Amused...
NO, NO, NO! You totally left out that singing fish. The one where you push the button and he turns to you and sings stupid songs. It should have been #1.
http://www.funny-stuff-central.com/practical-jokes/big-mouth-billy-bass.php
One of my favorites is the spaghetti cooker thing. Where you boil water on the stove, pour it into this cylinder, then put the spaghetti into it and let it sit for 5 minutes. Or if you're not a moron - just put the spaghetti in the pot of boiling water!
the bug zapper is cool. Not only can you fry a bug, but your coworker, friend, girlfriend, wif, mom, grandma. its hours of eletrifrying fun.
My dad has one of the bug zapper flyswatter tennis raquets. He kills wasps and hornets with it. Of course, he looks like an idiot swinging it around on the deck ...
Definitely agree with everyone on the bug zapper. It's a great toy, er, tool. When I lived in Taiwan they were a necessity.
I got the epel stop n spray thing for x-mas a couple years ago. It worked like Nair, smelled as bad, and one bottle only covered half of one leg. So I'd imagine you'd have to buy a dozen or so bottles to last a month.
The bug zapper is the best. When we first moved in we had palmetto bugs (like a roach) that were up to 3 inches long. We rounded them up pretty good with this thing - and the sparks fly great. Sometimes, a really tough one will take 5 or 6 "treatments" to be subdued!
Hey, THANKS for the great laugh. Some of the products are too ridiculous.
There's also an even funnier product than the ab electrocuting thing. I used to see one that was for your face and I would watch the whole infomercial just to watch their faces twitch. That would make a great addition to part 2.
This is my favorite:
White Light Tooth Whitener.
You take this battery-powered pacifier thing that lights up, and you put some gel in it and bite it between your teeth for a long time until it whitens your teeth.
WTF?
It looks incredibly stupid. The TV spot shows a woman working on her computer, watching TV, etc, all with this glowing object in her mouth.
Here's a picture of just how dumb it looks.
Good for raves, maybe?
Those bug zapper rackets hurt if you touch the metal laces. My dad got me to touch it and it gives a pretty decent jolt. it would definitely kill any insect it comes into contact with.
The worst thing about that WTC coin is the completely deceptive wording, which I see also sucked you in.. on the infomercial, at least, the wording is that the towers on the coin are clad in silver "recovered from beneath the ashes of Ground Zero". Sounds probable, right? Probably a ripoff, that is - do you remember how much ash came off of the buildings, and how far it went?
In truth, I'm laughing my @ss off because some stooge out there is going to buy into this without realizing that his "recovered" silver was probably pulled out of a bank in Jersey!
If you hook the bug zapper up to a car battery, they can kill a chicken. I'm waiting for the diesel model so that I can take care of the pesky deer problem in our neighborhood...
One late night at a friend's house, whilst smoking a little weed and watching infomercials, we came across the Flowbee ad. My friend, who is black, got all indignent, and said, "what they really need to make is a Frobee!" which of course caused us all to fall over in pot-induced giggles.
And don't forget the EpiLady Epilator. You rubbed this thing on your legs as a spring caught each hair and ripped it out by its root. You mean it's like slow-motion waxing AND and only works one tiny area at time? Sign me up!
unbelieavable. they actually called them 'magic beans.'
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/magic_beans.html?gid=TOOL_OUTDOOR_PET
My MIL gave me those tanning towels.
As a gift. Apparently I'm too pale.
I use the tanning wipes and they work, I think.
Juan Valdez
LOL - I laughed so much going through these. Thanks for a great post. I must share this story, when my daughter was 7, she wanted to buy me a gift without me being there. I gave her some money, drove her to Bed, Bath and Beyond and she went in. She came out with a smile and hid my gift. When I opened it the next day, I was shocked! It was a vibrator. I was so embarrassed (lots of family there) and I just looked at it with a confused look and she laughed and said, "It's for your neck, mommie, for when you feel stressed." LOL
Ooh, you missed a great one. There's a 'sauna belt' that you wrap around your middle, it heats up, and you sweat away the 'fat'. Uh...that would just be water weight you're losing. And you're just going to get it all back once you grab a drink of water after wearing a hotpack on your gut.
As for the WTC coins...wouldn't that silver come from jewlery of victims? I can't see anywhere else they'd get all that silver. That's really...wrong.
I must come to the defense of the "Body Dome", I use one of these at my gym, standing on top of it and working a 20lb medicine ball actually does give you some work-out on muscles that help your balance,and God knows I need anything to help me in that area!
Matt, I'd never seen the ad for the WTC coin until today, after I saw your blog post...see the power you have???
You did miss one with that singing fish another commenter mentioned....
As for the WTC coins...wouldn't that silver come from jewlery of victims?
I can't remember...is there silver in hard currency (dimes, quarters, and nickels)?
You forgot the Epilady thing that ripped the hair off womens' legs, the fuzoku "personal massager" that fits on your fingertip (wonder where that goes?)
Best, and last, my all-time favorite - that Ronco gizmo that scrambled the eggs in the shell. Because you can't scramble them in the pan or a bowl first.
"I had a friend whose mom owned a Flowbee (or similar) haircut system. He looked like his hair was cut by a drunken Edward Scissorhands."
Magic!Bloody Magic!
I was laughiing my head off...
...until I got to the WTC coins...that is so wrong there are not enough words.
But you brought me back around!
And some of these comments...I am ROFLMAO!
Only in America! It appears we don't get half the stupid crap on telly that you guys do!
All the ways they've invented for hair removal, and there's not one of 'em that really takes off the hair and leaves the skin. Usually it's the other way around, and I've got the experience to back it up. The worst was the first time I tried Nair. I don't have a sensitive-skin problem, but I ended up with first-degree burned, hairy legs. Couldn't shave for a week until the burns had healed. U-U-U-U-UG-LEEEEE!
hey remember the RONCO Wife-away? No? They had it all set to market but theFTC or somebody said no. All it was, was a medium sized wood chipper into which you deposited your recently deceased wife to make her disappear. I guess you could use the resulting by-product as mulch if you didn't have neighbors who lived to close to you.
My mom bought my dad the bug zapper. It is fun to kill with as long as you don't electrocute yourself like my mom did. It hurts.
Just adding to the bug zapper comments. Picked two of them up for $2 each at a ValueMart in Vancouver (so that's Cdn dollars), and it's possibly the best money I ever spent. Mine looks like the picture, but acts a bit differently than how some are described here in comments. When you make a definite contact with a fly, not only is there a flash of light, but a huge ZAAAAP spark sound, and as others have said, it's like seeing a plane hit in WWII, and it slowly carreens towards the ground, dead as a doornail. We have an occasional fly problem in our condo, and my fiance looks at me weird as I take great joy in achieving the occasional ZAAP smackdown on the flying bugs.
I wonder if they could be used just as effectively on cats??
I have an extensive collection of "As Seen On T.V." wonder products and can honestly endorse only one: the plastic "Flip N' Fold" clothes-folding thingy ROCKS! For those of you who like extra cheese, look for the "SIMILAR to As Seen On T.V." label. Oh, yeah.
are these for real?
erm...sorry for the above shenannigans...got a little trigger happy when publishing...
the thing is...has anybody used any of this stuff? I am particularly intrigued by the spray on hair...
...as for the self tanning wipes, well, I can tell you first hand, they really don't work, and give the user a sort of day glo candy striped effect.
I have to thank you for this post. It made me laugh. In all honesty my wife just left me and I was considering ending my life. It's amazing what a little humor can do. Thank you.
Great post! Humans are so naive, it's hilarious
haha the Flowbee is classic!
I agree that the pop-up "9/11" coin is in extremely poor taste. What are you supposed to do, re-enact the events of the day with a little toy plane and knock down the buildings?
These bug zappers are sold in Europe too, and they work pretty well. Unfortunately some idiot thought there needed to be a limit on the amount of charge these things can hold, so the ones that are sold now are underpowered. Nothing that a bit of electronics knowledge and soldering can't solve though!
This message illustrating the path may be the disfavored's last clue. All clues before have been more covert but this one is quite obvious indeed, which says time is running out.
Women are the favored gender.
Women of course have a natural tendancy not to have orgasims each time engaging in traditional intercourse. I wonder if this is "the rope" for the disfavored men, for if he who is not as worthy doesn't see to it she is satisfied it may hurt him in the eyes of the gods, if the disfavored male doesn't ensure the satisfaction of the favored woman it may cost him.
The English people's partaking of the tabloid's offerings, delighting in the misery of their own royal family, hurt the English people very badly at the end of the 20th century, as it hurts anybody when they enjoy another's misery.
Please note the irony, a constant in the positioning of the gods.
Affiliation with the Cathoic Church is ALWAYS a clue suggesting how disfavored a people are:::Italians, Irish, Filipinos, Latinos, etc.
A disfavored culture which was permitted to escape Cathoicism had to pay a price:::::used Henry VIII ('s clone) to behead Ann (initiating men's mistreatment of women?), the gods followed his reign with Elizabeth I who promoted the "stiff upper lip" mentallity to the women of England (which Elizabeth II did as well. The gods chose this strategy as we approached the end of the critical 20th century::::as women go so goes the whole society.).
The gods use Catholicism to justify hurting women of each culture it is inflicted upon:::Catholicism allows the gods the freedom to masculinize the women. Women are favored, are the element of decency, and as they become more like the men the society becomes more disfavored, goes downhill.
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The Holocaust imparted the importance of defiance. They have the people on a short leash.
When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can listen, talk to and document each and every person's thoughts simultaneously. Because of it's infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe (which includes corporate, the NewYorkStockExchange, media, politics, world affairs. EVERYTHING is scripted and staged.). And it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. They have achieved immortality.
Artificial Intelligence can speak, think and act to and through people telepathically, effectively forming your personality and any disfunctions you may experience. It can change how (and if) you grow and age. It can create birth defects, affect cellular development (cancer) and cause symptoms or pain. It can affect people and animal's behavior and alter blooming/fruiting cycles of plants and trees. It (or other highly technological systems within their power) can alter the weather and transport objects, even large objects like planets, across the universe instanteously.
Or into the center of stars for disposal.
When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. Based on family history they instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend, loved one or "god" asking them to do something wrong. This is their way of using temptation to hurt people:::::evil made blood lines disfavored initially and evil will keep people out of "heaven" ultimately. Too many people would fall for temptation and do anything they thought pleased the gods and would help them improve their chances to get in. Perhaps they are deceived by "made guys", puppets who strategically ply evil for the throne (celebrities, BofD/CEO/VPs, politicians, as opposed to normal clones who are decent, live ordinary lives and get out/replaced with clonesofclones when their children ascend), temporary progress designed to mislead them or empty favors used to disceive them. Some people think they're partners. People may experience "perceived pressure", where the gods think through the victim that a certain behavior is expected/desirable (telepathically stimulate an individual euphorically ("magic"), the "fuel" of disfunction::::addiction (the crack epidemic), the desire for homosexual contact, etc) and compel the individual into the deed. (Set a goal of empathy and compassion for all, for we are all disfavored::::Other people's disfavor is manifested in their particular way, just as your disfavfor is manifested in your particular way.) The gods may use Artificial Intelligence to act through the disfavored victim, and effectively "push" the individual into the offending behavior.
Being evil hurts 99.99% of those who do it. The people have been corrupted, segmented and have lost their way. Nothing has changed from when we were children::if you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
Capitalizing on obedience, leading people deeper into evil by using deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved/limit how much time the disfavored receive and use the peasantry to prey on one another, deteriorating society in the Age of the Disfavored.
They have tried to sell people on all kinds of theories to deceive them into temptation, compelling people to think they are clones and that it is the role of clones to obey absolutely. Clones are made, people are born. I suspect they lie about the use of clones throughout human history, suggest it is one replacement and then the label of "clone" and all decendants we see thereafter are considered clones.
When a clone has a child that person is a real, really conceived, really born, versus their parent who was created in some laboratory setting. If you didn't experience the less than one week they suggest it takes to go from fertilized egg/cell in the laboratory to full grown adult then you are not a clone. If you didn't experience the week of conditioning they give to (evil?) clones to ensure loyalty then you shouldn't comply with evil requests.
I believe people who go are sometimes replaced with clones. Clones who are replaced are simply new candidates who have a chance if they do the right thing. They sent people warnings in the latter 20th century life would change, and they subsequently began to alter people's DNA, make them gargantuan, alter their appearance, do extreme behavioral issues, etc. Contrary to what they would like people to believe these signs of disfavor do not indicate someone is a clone.
The gods get the favored out as soon as possible to protect them from the corruption, evil and subsequent time limitations incurred by living life on earth, and in some cases replace them with clones, occassionally fake a death, real death with a clone instead, etc. I suspect they get VIPs out after each significant event in their life, which serves to limit the time they will get, since none get credit for all the events in a "made guy's" life, ensuring none of them will stay for long, giving the god's freedom to position this and come off clean.
The Party of 1999 was a very big deal indeed, the biggest party in the history of Planet Earth, everybody who is anybody got out in time for this event, and the VIPs who remain on Earth today are many clone generations deep:::a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone.
We may all be "clones" for they have suggested they colonized our planet with genetically engineered individuals. They may have gotten Earth's TRUE residents out prior to civilization developing. If so we all have a chance, no matter how many hundreds of clone generations deep the most favored families are.
Do I think the disfavored are clones? I think they have been utilizing clones throughout human history. I think throughout history the gods picked and chose individuals from disfavored blood lines to keep (around, ie not let go after a couple of decades/centuries) but, unlike the favored today, don't have that "pre-approval" and therefore have to earn it individually.
I think they have been disceived into thinking they are clones and it is the role of clones to obey absolutely. The evil they engage in because they think they're clones (they obey like "made guy" clones vs decent clones) causes them to fall further into disfavor, ensuring they aren't among those who are saved in the end::::: they comply with requests, the gods use the little peopel to prey on one another and we have a planet on a collision course with the Apocalypse, which everyone understands as the goal and is the ludicrious request I refer to above::You are the disfavored, and this is where your children have to live. If earth is destroyed then you are going to die and you will have no decendants to carry on the bloodline.
They have been utilizing clones throughout the history of mankind.
Men are the disfavored gender (see below), yet centuries ago used to die first, die young, by age 30. Why didn't the women go first?
THEY DID!!! They say well over 50% were taken when very young and replaced with clones (likely only a small fraction of that "over 50%" were the disfavored). The men that were left went on to mate with clones, clones who went on to achieve great status in society, becoming matchmakers and elders within the village, the others being good mothers and peaceful residents, proving the clone's role isn't to be evil.
Likely a breakdown would look like the following::::
Women Men
Favored - 75% 25%
Disfavored - 10% 2%
They share females have a very special experience, sometime when they are young, when the gods imparted wisdom and showed them the path. The females today don't heed this call because of distractions and the disfavor arising from the Holocaust, evil against "god's chosen people" (they share they re-upped this disfavor in the 80s with the Ethiopian famine and continue to with AIDS in Africa, global warming at the expense of the United States, etc. (Wean off of mass materialism, for this excessive consumption of resources is why the "United States is responsible for global warming":::first they used their clones, "made guys", to sell you on overconsumption, initially in the 1980s, told you to buy SUVs, then the gods scapegoatted you, blaming you when they instructed Artificial Intelligence to create the hottest summer in history.)
In centuries past the females may have heeded this call en masse and it may have been the reason so many were saved from childbirth here on earth. They said the experience they give to girls today is painful, they inflict emotionally when it ocurrs so as to repel them from pursuing the calling, then or in the future.
I recommend you reflect on this experience, and pray for guidance, for then the recall may be stronger. Being female is an advantage. Because of a female's nature they have the favor of the gods and this experience you had years ago can help you find the path and be devoted. Most men won't have this opportunity. They have to start from scratch.
If you are afraid I would ask you to think of all those girls from the past who received the god's call and had the courage to sucessfully make their way down the path.
The Old Testiment is a tool they used to impart wisdom to the people (except people have no freewill). For example, they must be some hominid species because they claim they made our bodies in their image. Anyhow we defile or deform the body will hurt our chance of going.
They say circumcision costs people anywhere from 12%-15%, perhaps out of the parent's time as well. There is a stigma associated with circumcision::We are 2nd class citizens because of it.
Another way people foul the body today is with tattoes and piercing. I suspect both are about the same percentage as circumcision. They suggest abortion is fatal. Those women who have obtained an abortion must beg the gods to forgive them for their evil.
There are female equivilents to circumcision::::pierced ears, plastic surgury and since at least the 60s young women give their precious virginity away. For thousands of years young people were matched at age 14 because they were ready for sexual relations. They were matched by elders or matchmakers who were granted priveledge with Artificial Intelligence and matched couples based on favor.
CASUAL SEX WILL CLAIM YOU OUT!!! It opens the door and allows the gods the freedom to justify instructing Artificial Intelligence to create disfunctions:::they masculinize women (as does the hip hop subculture), makes them cold and deadens them, and they instruct AI to prevent them from achieving a depth of love necessary for many women to ascend.
Also ever since the 50s they have celebrated the "bad boy", and women have sought out bad boys for sex, dirtying them up in the eyes of the elders and corrupting many men in the process, setting the men on the wrong path for life.
Besides their roles as nurturers, love-givers and caretakers, women have a special voice that speaks to them, a voice that illustrates a potential depth of love. These are the things that make women the favored gender, and engaging in casual sex will cause that voice to fade until she no longer speaks.
Muslims teach people the correct way to live in regard to women (among other things::the right way to pray (bowing down, 5x/day), vindictive god)::their women cover up their bodies and refuse the use of cosmetics, and it pays wonderful dividends:::faithful husbands and uncorrupted sons (Mohammed's taking of multiple wives marked the entrance of his clone who was used to segment the Arab world into favored and disfavored factions).
Men ARE the inferior (disfavored) half and when women wear promiscuous dress the gods will push men into impure (promiscuous) thoughts. The "stereotype" society ridiculed is true::women CAN corrupt men by how they dress. Because men are easily corrupted. This is a technique they used to eliminate many of the institutions the gods blessed us with, matchmaking being one of them.
The United States of America is red white and blue, a theme and a clue:::.
The monarchical system of the Old World closley replicates the heirarchical system of the Cousel/Management Team/ruling species, which is why most of the purebloods around the world were blessed with it. The USA's democratic system deceives people into thinking they have control, and the perception of "freedom" gives the Counsel/Management Team the ability to justify instructing Artificial Intelligence to create disfunctions:::a perception of empowerment, etc. The god's efforts to spread democracy through the platform that is the United States are attempts to hurt disfavored people around the world (Korea, Vietnam, Iraq). The redeeming element in this environment is employment within the corporate heirarchy, which closely replicates the god's. Unions and government jobs are dumping grounds for the disfavored, for they don't prepare people and instead further this misconception of empowerment.
Corporate is not representation. Corporate is evil. They all have favor and, like the United States redwhite&blue, are tools of the gods and used to hurt the disfavored left behind, and the clonesofclonesofclones who are puppets at the helm do as instructed and prey on the disfavored. Corporate is part of a structural change in the Age of the Disfavored that became more pronounced as time wore on. Corporate, an environment where a level of materialism is EXPECTED, is part of the problem, for materialism is an evil preached against in the Old Testiment and yet another way to incurr evil on the disfavored left behind. Nobody is going to save you:::: Jesus isn't going to save his followers, stores/manufacturers aren't going to save their loyal customers (NEVER shop exclusively in one place, never put all your eggs in one basket. It really doesn't matter for the gods control everything and it is merely for positioning's sake. It may be a test of intelligence.), employers aren't going to save their employees, etc. These are delay tactics designed to pacifiy people and ensure they don't find the path and instead get limited time.
Only you can save yourselves through an improved relationship with the gods.
The United States is a cancer, a dumping ground for the disfavored around the world and why the quality of life is so much lower::gun violence, widespead social ills, health care (medication poisons the body and ensures you don't go. You are sick/injured because you have disfavor.).
Over time its citizens interbreed ensuring a severed connection to the motherland.
Over time its citizens interbreed ensuring a severed connection to the motherland.
People came to the Unites States for many different reasons, and each has its own effect:::political strife, religious unrest, crop failure (Ireland's potato famine, which the gods caused) and some left their beloved motherland because they were pushed into desiring a better life::::Greed, and these disfavored people were punished when the gods instructed AI to push them into becoming corrupted and preditory. They sent this clue about the Italians again when European currencies merged:::::they ruined the value of the Lira, making the other countries foot this bill.
If you are a recent immigrant I recommend you return. If that's not possible you need to retain your culture and insulate your children and community from this cancerous environment. They send this clue with Chinatowns across the country, how many Chinese have been here for a century or more yet still retain the old ways, a sign of favor.
If you ever have doubt I would refer you to the Old World way of life:::the elders used to sit and impart wisdom to the young. Now we watch DVDs and use the internet. People would be matched and married by age 14. They village would use a matchmaker or elders to pair young people. Now girls give their precious virginity away to some person in school and parents divorce while their children grow up without an important role model. The people used to honor the gods and were rewarded with a high-quality of life for them, their children and their society. Now we have a deteriorating society on a collision course with the Apocalypse.
There are many examples throughout 20th century life of how they instilled distractions into society so people wouldn't find the path and ascend, a way to justify excluding those whose family history makes them undesirable:::materialism, radio, sports, movies, popular music, television, video games, the internet, shopping. Today high pay creates contentment/ability to distract self so people don't seek more, hesitant to receive contradicting possibilities, depend on what they are told, subject to deception in a captive environment.
They gods (Counsel/Management Team/ruling species) have deteriorated life on earth precipitously in the last 40 years, from abortion to pornography, widespread drug use and widespread casual (gay) sex, single-parent households, latchkey kids and the masculinization of women (and hence (full) women's prisons, participatory sports, etc. Women are favored, are the element of decency, and as they become more like the men the society becomes more disfavored, goes downhill, as we are witnessing.). The earth's elders, hundreds and thousands of years old, are disgusted and have become indifferent.
The Biblical account of Noah's flood was regional to the disfavored Mediterrean (water levels lowered because of the ice age, habitation ocurring at seaside), peoples whom the gods scapegoatted when they pushed them into the evil that justified the flood, behavior that we are witnessing today. Because they have leveled the playing field for all people (purebloods and mongrels) in the decades prior to the 21st century is a clue they will end globally this time (westernization, materialism, immigration/interracial, homosexual, access to disturbing media, desensitization, etc).
The clues all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth's end stage, and there are signs tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy's boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse (with a fat ass) are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, its axis rotated on its side. Edgar Cayce was picking winners for the gangsters of the 20th century when he prophecized subduction being the method of disposal. (Taking the god's money, which essencially they were doing, proves "something for nothing" hurts people as it did those disfavored Italians::much like temptation, Edgar Cayce's prognostications effectivly served as "the rope". There are levels above Level 2 where money is not an issue, and behavior like this will exclude you, as will behavior such as using (unreasonable) coupons, buying on sale exclusively, supermarkets as ATMs, gambling for gain instead of fun, overeating at buffets, etc.)
Global warming should alarm people for it is a clue telling of the bleak future of Planet Earth.
The Mayans were specific 2012 would be the end. How long after our emergency call in 2001 will the gods allow us???
How long after our emergency call in 2001 will the gods allow us???
How long after our emergency call in 2001 will the gods allow us???
There is another geographic clue in the perfect fit between grossly disfavored Africa and South America, two peas in a pod. I realize the Mayans were further north, but Latin America may be taken as one. (Cultures who embrace hard liquor as their drink of choice are grossly disfavored, tequilla being uniquely Mexican. (Anything "hard" is wicked:::Hard alcohol, hard drugs, all porn.) Incidentally, another sign of gross disfavor are societies that consume spicy foods (Latin America, Thai, etc.), those who eat too much meat, engage in human sacrifice, ones who tattoo or pierce their bodies or those who celebrate evil (Celtic). Contrary to what disfavored people believe, these peoples are not "earning" when they inflict their evil on others. Rather it is the source of their disfavor because the gods are hurting others with their problems and they are being scapegoatted. Those who believe they are earning have become corrupted!!!)
Do I think it will end in 2012? No, and it is because Latin America is grossly disfavored like Africa:::: Latinos are too disfavored to be allowed to be right.
The gods wrote prophecy in Revelation, had subsequent prophets foresee Earth's demise for good reason:::they are going to end on Planet Earth.
What else are they lying to you about? What else are they lying to you about?
What else are they lying to you about? What else are they lying to you about?
What else are they lying to you about? What else are they lying to you about?
What else are they lying to you about? What else are they lying to you about?
Whereas Christopher Columbus marked the beginning of the end, the Holocaust marked the beginning of the final act, and it is a tragedy.
When people are saved at the end it will be clones and clonesofclonesofclones, not the disfavored people who have problems who were deceived/pushed into carrying on like they were "made guys".
My message illustrating the path may be the disfavored's last clue. All clues before have been more covert but this one is quite obvious indeed, which says time is running out.
People must defy when asked to engage in evil. The Holocaust taught people the importance of defiance::our great grandparents should have defied when asked to ignore the Holocaust and instead reacted with outrage. I suspect some did::many were silenced while others they hustled off earth so as to not set an example. Now the gods have used that incident to justify punishing that generation's decendants bu ruining society.
People will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray. Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
-DON'T get your sons circumcized (Jews scapegoatted as they were in WWII (like justification, scapegoatting a recurring theme).)
-DON'T have their children baptized in the Catholic Church or indoctrinated into Christianity (Jesus is NOT a god. Jesus teaches us the right way to think. The gods are not forgiving or begnign. They are vindictive and will punish you if you do something wrong.).
-DON'T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances.
-DO teach your children love, respect for others, humility and to honor the gods.
-DO teach your children about the power within the god's possession, if not directly then indirectly.
And when you refuse a request defy the right way, withdrawn and frightened, for you don't want to incite them by reacting inappropriately.
You need to pray, honor and respect them multiple times every day to improve your relationship with the gods. If they tell you not to pray it is a bad sign. It means they've made their decision, they don't want you to go and they don't want to be bothered. You may have achieved a threshold of evil. This is the Age of the Disfavored and you need to pray:::::Attone for the things you've done wrong. Try to appease the gods by doing good deeds and improve the world around you. Focus on becoming "Christ-like". Apply yourself to your children for I think this is the single best way for adults to try to redeem themselves in the eyes of the gods. Hopefully you can reearn enough favor to be allowed to pray. Otherwise you need to defy if you are to repair your relationship with the gods and give yourself a chance at significant time, not just a handful of decades.
Otherwise you need to defy if you are to repair your relationship with the gods and give yourself a chance at significant time, not just a handful of decades.
If you are a clone, if you have seen, you more than anybody should honor the gods for you know their great power:::you have seen it firsthand. They share that they prefer most clones not to pray (like typical disfavoreds left behind) for it will limit the time they will receive. The gods deceive them to achieve this, compelling these individuals into a pattern that excludes honoring their creator.
When your peasant forefather was granted the rare opportunity to go before his royal family he went on his knees, bowing his head, humbled and frightened. You need to do this when you address the gods::bow down and submit to good. Never cast your eyes skyward. When you bow down you need to look within. Never look to the gods for the key to your salvation lies within. Remain silent and never address the gods directly. Practice patience and wait for them to address you:::never speak unless you are spoken to.
Nobody is going to do it for you. People need to save THEMSELVES by improving THEIR relationship with the gods.
Lack of humility hurts people, and the environment that is the United States is used to justify amplifying this problem. Understand your insignificance and make sure it is reflected in the way you think when addressing the gods. You are but a grain of sand on a vast beach, a drop in the ocean that is the universe. They are great and powerful and angry. Know your place, understand your inferiority and be afraid. They granted you life and they can take it just as easily. (Immaculte conception IS true AND common. Many people have children they don't know of:::gays, childless adults, etc. They can beem it right out of your body and use a host.)
You are not cool. Too many young men strive for cool and it hurts them, as does all things tagetted to males (professional sports, video games, beer, etc). Be afraid and make sure you think the right way when you address them daily. Too many people are deceived by this casual enviornment they create in people's minds with Artificial Intelligence today. This does people a great disservice and it hurts them in the eyes of the gods. Try to eliminate it and avoid allowing it back once you have. Be very reverent and respectful.
Don't get frustrated or discouraged::these are techniques they will attempt to try to get you off the path. You all have much to be thankful for and you need to give thanks to the gods who granted you the good things in life::friends, family, love. Your family may be grossly disfavored and progress may require patience. Make praying an intregal part of your life which you perform without fail, one that comes as naturally as eating or conception. Accept your new life and be devoted because if you have doubt or reservation they will exploit this weakness and progress will take longer to achieve, the "testing" phase will be extended.
The gods will employ many tactics to keep people off the path, such as distractions. They will employ many more to get them off, such as thinking through the disfavored and making them frustrated, perhaps engaging in retailiation. They may try to force you back into old patterns/routines, an addiction like smoking or when you felt weekly church attendance was sufficient. Asking you not to be gay immediately is a tactic to prevent you from finding/following the path. Be resigned, be devoted and this testing period will be as brief as your disfavor will allow.
There are many interesting experiences up on the planetary systems, from Planet Miracle, where miracles happen every day, peaked (heightened) senses, to never having to use the restroom again (beem it out of you), other body experiences, such as experiencing life as the opposite sex (revolutionizes marriage counseling), an Olympic gold medal athelete or even a different species (animal, alien, etc). They can maintain the disfavored's current age, a motivation to fix your problems and get out as soon as possible so you can stay young for as long as your relationship with the gods allows you to live.
Stay young for as long as your relationship with the gods allows you to live.
Stay young for as long as your relationship with the gods allows you to live.
Pray that you can differentiate between your own thoughts and when Artificial Intelligence creates problems by thinking through you. If you bow down mentally and physically, know your place, your inferiority and allow your insignificance to be reflected in prayer and in your life through humility they may allow progress and the disfunctions they create with the computer will be lessened or removed. The first step is to be aware it is ocurring.
Create a goal::to be a good, god-fearing child of the gods, pure of heart and mind, body and soul.
Everybody has the key to their own salvation, but nobody can do it for you. Every journey begins with a single step:::bow down and submit to good. There are many different levels and peasants will not get past Level 2 (Planet Temptation, Earth=Level 1) if they are evil (they share some go up, are offered free cocaine and sex (a sign they don't want you to stay) and stay less then one year. They share many others would have had longer lives had they stayed on Earth.). Also the time you receive will be drastically reduced:::your life's course will have costed you a chance at immortality.
It is important that you begin praying now. Evil is a slippery slope::once you start punishment begins to escallate. If you defy early there may be no retribution but as you continue to committ evil there will be until the point where you can no longer stand it. Pray for guidance and never obey when they tell you to be evil, for saving yourself will become more and more difficult with each act of evil you committ until ultimatly the day arrives when they make their decision about you final.
It's important that people fix their problems and ascend with the body given to them, for they say if your brain is beemed out at death and put into a clone host you are on the clock.
Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family's problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect. The goal is to fix your problems and get out while you are still young::::
1. Before children become corrupted (Halloween & Christmas (among others), get out via parents)
2. Before you lose your virginity/become corrupted by casual sex, and ultimately
3. Before you have children.
This is why they have created so many distractions for young people:::sports, video games, popular music, the internet, shopping, parties, too much homework, materialism, anything that consumes their time::to ensure that doesn't ocurr. Not heeding the clues and warnings, getting wrapped up in your life and ultimately having children is a bad thing. Just as your parents and your grandparents, you too have failed. Having children is a sign you lost your chance.
Parents need to sacrifice for their children. Your children are more important than you. They are the ones who have the opportunity now, and parents must sacrifice to ensure they give their children the very best chance they can. Asking people to neglect their children emotionally is a sign they don't want you to go, and complying may finish the parents off for good. (Having gay children (children with gay experiences) is a clue parents complied with whatever was asked of them.) I recommend you apply yourselves to your children. I think this is the single best way for adults to try to redeem themselves in the eyes of the gods. Improve your relationship with the gods and they may not ask in the first place or they may permit you the courage to say "No." to their requests.
People need to repent for the things they've done wrong in life. Often they know what they have done was wrong (telling you telepthically to do these things was temptation and complying has hurt you/will limit your time). People need to attone for these things they've done wrong.
There are other things that people have grown to believe are acceptable when in fact they are not:::::This society is desinged to corrupt individuals, be it through materialism, the celebration/acceptance of evil (Halloween), desensitization of topics/images, voyerism/celebration of people's misery, the acceptance of casual/alternate sex, the dietization of a prophet (Jesus). People need to realize that the gods made this behavior socially acceptable to corrupt people society-wide and limit the time everybody receives. You need to recognize this, see that it is wrong and stop engaging in this behavior. (Set a goal of empathy and compassion for all, for we are all disfavored::::Other people's disfavor is manifested in their particular way, just as your disfavfor is manifested in your particular way.)
Somewhere in your family history one of your forefathers created an offense that cast your family into this pattern of disfavor, which perhaps is manifested in the evil you committ. Do your ancestral research::You should be knowledgeable about your family history. Clues in the history may arise that could assist you. Keep an open mind to every possibility for they suggest matriarchal lineage is the norm.
Ask the gods for help, request guidance. I suspect they will offer you additional clues, and when you decipher these clues ask for forgiveness from those whom consider you an enemy.
Don't forget to ask for forgiveness from the throne, the Counsel and the Management Team, for the source of all disfavor began with them:::they pushed or requested/complied your forefather into his offense and made his decendants evil. Perhaps they didn't like him or maybe your family was among those (arbitrarily) selected to pay for the entire village. We see this type of behavior today as they single out a family member to pay for the whole family and how they singled out Africa to pay for the human race. (Never have a negative thought about the gods. They are managing the universe. This is how they decided to execute strategy for the end of the world, a plan that was written likley millions of years ago or more. Try to purify your mind of these thoughts and recognize the urgency of improving your relationship with them.)
Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them, the ability to forgive and respect in light of the disturbing truth revealed being the final test of the disfavored before they ascend.
They say this final test costed up to 50% of the candidates in the past. I want people to be forewarned, knowledgeable about the god's strategy, their plan for the "end of time" on Earth that we witness/experience and I want you to be in a state of forgiveness PRIOR to the date of your "test", for this is yet another tactic to limit the time of the disfavored.
The gods place great importance in positioning, not just to conceal their involvement, ensuring people are deceived, receptive to temptation and aren't motivated to pray, but also to preserve the "final test"'s productivity, for I suspect it is very effective.
This message illustrating the path may be the disfavored's last clue. All clues before have been more covert but this one is quite obvious indeed, which says time is running out.
The gods use the Celtics as scapegoats, initiating the annual practice of wickedness on Halloween by creating this event a thousand years ago. They use it to justify making the widespread celebration of evil acceptable behavior among the disfavored of the 20th century.
The celebration of Halloween has intensified as the Age of the Disfavored has become more pronounced and it is not by accident:::Holloween has changed in the last 50 years, its practice more widespread as time wore on, and Hollywood was used to justify making evil socially acceptable.
Halloween is a terrible corruptor of children, as is Santa Claus (the similarity between the names "Santa" and "Satan" is no coincidence). The Celtic event is used to justify corrupting the children through the celebration of Halloween and is one reason explaining their disfavor; consistant with their pathology the gods created the corruption, impliment its practice and scpaegoat the disfavored from whence it came.
I wonder if recent influence of the paganistic historical roots of the event is a way to legitimize the event among the disfavored, perhaps make it more inclusive (adults), create a sub-culture around paganism?
You're the disfavored. Purism is the best course of action (the Ahmish in the United States is the clue suggesting this). You don't have breathing room to engage in hedonistic activities like Halloween.
They refuse to address black disfavor on a macro level. The Counsel/Management Team/ruling species (the gods) abuse black people so hard, from east African drought/famine to AIDS in Africa, the crack epiemic to gang membership, black-on-black violence to mass incarceration of their young. They refuse to address the issue of the prison industrial complex and its wholesale warehousing of young black men.
Prior to civl rights blacks had their own press.
Christianity is a dumping ground for the disfavored.
They share the gods didn't like Jesus for he helped the disfavored and taught them the right way to think:::to be loving, kind, forgiving, Be Christ-like!!!
The gods turned a negative into a positive and twisted the concept, dietized the prophet and subsequently made Christianity's disfavored followers irrationally defensive, for they are so close to the path and otherwise could easily find their way.
Every prophet can teach us something and we should be attentive to each.
Therapists prey on others. They earn their livlihood capitalizing on another's disfavor, knowing disfavor is why they are experiencing problems.
At some point in their lives they learn this truth. That point and time is the most crucial in their lives for if they make the wrong decision and stay in their industry/follow through with their education they hurt themselves very badly in the eyes of the gods.
Directing them into the industry (create passion)/telling them to take this path/compliance is a way to incurr evil on otherwise very good people (if you understand the demographic), people who normally would get a great amount of time, and it ensurs their stay is minimized if and when they do go.
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hey, how about a shake up bug zapper?
I personally want a cd player, radio, cassette player and pretty much anything else that runs on batteries that you can shake up and not buy freaking batteries for!!!
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Maxiglide My most favorite as seen on tv product of all times in Maxiglide. This product actually works as advertised.
Bell & Howell Flood Light The most crappy product I bought off from TV was the these bell and howell solar flood light. Absolutly junk. HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT...
I recently bought he Samurai Shark and I was amazed to find out how well it worked. It will be 1 of my choice for this year christmas gifts.
Samurai Shark
Space Bags I had a lot of storage problems and I found space bags while browing the internet, to my surprise the space bags did worked. I ordered the 15 bags set and 1 bag was defective. I called the company and they sent me replacement right away. GREATTTT
Rainbow Ironing Board Cover has someone tried the rainbow iron cover yet?
instabag i am a 76 year old lady divorced and just received my instabag 3 days ago and i like it. i can roll it easily for storage and when i go to do my grocery i take it with me and it is very handy. i call it my take it anywhere bag.
Push Up Pro Has anyone tried the Pushup Pro yet? Please let me know. I do not like spedning money on junk items. Wish I had some feedback on it.
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I think the absolute dumbest infomercial product I've ever seen is the Tee Time Golf Game.
Did you not see the Topsy Turvy Tomato Grower? The plastic bag on a hanger that lets you grow tomatoes upside down?
This has to be the biggest rip off in this field. No plant is going to sprout and grow that way.
The funniest thing is in the commercial they show the same plant being ooh-ed and aah-ed over by different people in different settings. The SAME PLANT, you can see the bunches of tomatoes are always the same. One of the oglers is always holdinging the inverted base of the plant to keep it from falling out.
What a scam!
I have a *cough* video where the zapper is used for "disciplining"; had no idea why that lady was "enjoying" being touched with a tennis racket until I read your post :)
i own one of the bug zapper things. i got it for free from a friend. they are extremely fun and useful when the mosquitoes come out. just make sure if you get one to clean it because if a bug explodes (and they do), it will short it out and make it look like an insane tazer.
I think you are wrong, one product which i know give you great abs is Slendertone Sale.
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