Holy MILF traffic, batman!

It seems I have to add the farked tag to my month-old post, top 10 most ridiculous baby products.

Hello to my fellow Farkers, all 13,000 (and counting) of you who have visited in the past four hours! You guys rule. And hello to the several thousand other visitors who are coming from random baby message boards and whatnot. I'd love it if you stuck around for a while.

And yes, I still think the leash is ridiculous and sadistic. You can email me all you want. I won't change my mind.